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Celebrating 5 years of Animal Facts!
Bearded Dragons are in a prison physically and in their minds.
If shown a picture of an attractive human woman, a male elephant will attempt to masturbate.
Buffalos are not extinct they are just on vacation.
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Day 148: Stick health is directly related to long-term tree viability ...
Day 144: Fingers ain`t toes, but they`re close. ...
Comedy For The Internet supports an inclusive workplace ...
Celebrating 5 years of Animal Facts!
Snails will die if they are exposed to too much angry yelling by humans
If a cow is shown a cut of veal, it will have flashbacks to its own childhood.
Mountain Lions are biggest liars in the animal kingdom.
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Celebrating 5 years of Animal Facts!
Sloths can run up to 20 miles per hour, but they choose not to because they are legally blind.
Hyenas often sound like they are laughing, but they actually do not find anything funny.
A female swordfish’s uterus takes up the majority of her body.
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This week on the risque rewind, Jeffrey wanders into the East wing to find his former lover.
Of course, real Soap Puppera fans know that canonically, Jeffrey has invested all of his money in his sense of smell. So then why can’t he detect the rot that has withered away his former relationship? Why can’t he quit Lydia?
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Celebrating 5 years of Animal Facts!
If a zebra doesn`t have a certain number of stripes it will be ostracized from its herd.
One out of every 100 donkeys has an extra nipple on their eyelid.
If a possum discovers any form of makeup it cannot help but put it on.
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Do you have a problem that money could solve? Talk to your banker today and ask for money by name. ...
On this week`s ridiculous rewind of Soap Puppera:
Lydia struggles to grasp the vocation of her former lover`s new fling. What`s so hard to understand about a skiing chef? She`s a chef that cooks while she skiis. Incredibly common.
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Celebrating 5 years of Animal Facts!
Pythons experience deep insecurities about not having legs.
All domesticated house cats are bisexual.
A tapeworm will take on the personality and relationship issues of its host.
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Can`t believe this show ran for 11 seasons ...
The music video for “Funny,” the latest release from Cleburne-based artist Chandler Cooper.
Welcome to the team, Code Buster! By joining Cyber Source, you’re committing your life to one of the top development companies on the World Wide Web. This computer programming society is so much more than just 1’s and 0’s.
JC Franklin could’ve gone pro — if he wanted to. Instead, he took his unparalleled skills and wisdom to the next best place: temporary coaching gigs at schools and rec centers across the nation.
Join the Animal Facts Lady and Renee, on a wild journey through nature as they unearth and share information about the animal kingdom.
When a peculiar handyman enters the home – and hearts – of an unsuspecting couple, a simple light fixture repair turns into an unexpected therapy session.
Join host Danny Neely as he introduces you to standups, improvisers, and musical comedians from across the Dallas-Fort Worth comedy scene.
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