Animal Facts
Episodes 46
Join the Animal Facts Lady and her assistant/niece, Renee, on a wild journey through nature as they unearth and share information about the animal kingdom. Find every episode of Animal Facts here, in one awesome collection.
Dogs, Cheetahs, and Bottle Nosed Dolphins
Run Time: 0:14 seconds
Dogs can’t walk backwards because their hips will pop out of place. Cheetahs can have feelings of jealousy against other cheetahs. Bottle nosed dolphins can only see in red because their eyes hold the majority of their bodies blood.
Seahorses, Jaguars, and Beavers
Run Time: 0:11 seconds
Even though seahorses don’t have lips they enjoy kissing. Jaguars have no concept of time. Beavers will discipline their young by spanking them with their tails.
Hamsters, Wolves, and Earthworms
Run Time: 0:13 seconds
The average hamster can’t the difference between their mother and their father. Wolves are capable of choregraphing group dances. Earthworms communicate primarily through passive aggressive behaviors.
Flamingos
Run Time: 0:36 seconds
Flamingos actually love drama
Birds, Wombats, and Weasels
Run Time: 0:15 seconds
Unless a bird witnesses another bird flying it won’t know how to use it’s wings. Unless a bird witnesses another bird flying it won’t know how to use it’s wings. Weasels cannot hum, but they can sing.
Horses, Blowfish, and Chickens
Run Time: 0:13 seconds
A female horse will stomp on its young if it’s deemed a threat. When two blowfish first meet they both die for point 5 seconds. Chickens believe in a higher powers, which is why they peck at the ground to chase the devil away.
Pythons, House Cats, and Tapeworms
Run Time: 0:12 seconds
Pythons experience deep insecurities about not having legs. All domesticated house cats are bisexual. A tapeworm will take on the personality and relationship issues of its host.
Zebras, Donkeys, and Opossums
Run Time: 0:14 seconds
If a zebra doesn’t have a certain number of stripes it will be ostracized from its herd. One out of every 100 donkeys has an extra nipple on their eyelid. If a opossum discovers any form of makeup it cannot help but put it on..
Sloths, Hyenas, and Swordfish
Run Time: 0:15 seconds
Sloths can run up to 20 miles per hour, but they choose not to because they are legally blind. Hyenas often sound like they are laughing, but they actually do not find anything funny. A female swordfishes uterus takes up the majority of her body.
Swans, Great White Sharks, and African Gray Parrots
Run Time: 0:19 seconds
If a swan is kept in captivity it’s neck will get shorter over time. Great White Sharks can breathe oxygen, they just choose not to. African Gray Parrots can understand any language as long as it yelled instead of spoken.
Snails, Cows, and Mountain Lions
Run Time: 0:13 seconds
Snails will die if they are exposed to too much angry yelling by humans. If cow is shown a cut of veal, it will have flashbacks to it’s own childhood. Mountain Lions are biggest liars in the animal kingdom.
Bearded Dragons, Elephants, and Buffalo
Run Time: 0:14 seconds
Bearded Dragons are in a prison physically and in their minds. If shown a picture of an attractive human woman, a male elephant will attempt to masturbate. Buffalos are not extinct they are just on vacation.
Seabass, Crocodiles, and King Cobras
Run Time: 0:11 seconds
Seabasses have trouble controlling their tempers. Not only do crocodiles have nightmares, they enjoy them as well. King Cobra snakes can only hatch eggs during a harsh winter.
Daddy Longlegs, Hedgehogs, and Hippos
Run Time: 0:16 seconds
Daddy longlegs actually have terrible relationships with their fathers. All hedgehogs still live with their parents. Hippopotamus are born with 5 legs, but their mother’s eat the fifth leg upon birth.
Snakes, Loons, and Pigeons
Run Time: 0:17 seconds
Snake venom will only kill you if you’re on a gluten-free diet. Loons can understand both French and German. Pigeons are the animal kingdom’s cowards.
Platypus, Polar Bears, and Giraffes
Run Time: 0:15 seconds
The first platypus was created in a laboratory and his name was Eric. If a polar bear looses it’s nose in a fight, it can be replaced by a hard plastic. One time my aunt kissed a giraffe on the mouth.
Sperm Whales, Ants, and Tree Frogs
Run Time: 0:14 seconds
Sperm whales have an affinity for diamonds. Male ants sleep standing up because they do not trust female ants. Tree frogs will bite only if sexually aroused.
Squirrel Monkeys, Aardvarks, and Electric Eel
Run Time: 0:14 seconds
Squirrel Monkey is neither a squirrel or a monkey. Even though Ardvarks have long snouts they have no sense of smell. The electric eel will accidentally electrocute itself 8-10 times a day.
Red Finches, Sting Rays, and King Crabs
Run Time: 0:17 seconds
You cannot reason with a red finch. Sting rays can travel up to 60mph if it’s raining on the surface. King Crabs blood contains trace amount of butter which is why people find them delicious.
Black Bears, Coyotes, and Sea Cows
Run Time: 0:16 seconds
The North American black bear will become hostile if it hears any form of folk music. Coyotes howl at the moon because they are trying to communicate with outer space. Sea cows often have out of body experiences.
Panda Bears, Moths, and Rhinos
Run Time: 0:19 seconds
Even though panda bears cannot see in color, they are very good at painting. Moths are actually not drawn to light, they just do it for attention. Rhinoceroses are often depressed, and they enjoy the musical stylings of Elliott Smith.
Dogs, Vultures, and Grasshoppers
Run Time: 0:12 seconds
Dogs hate the mailman because junk mail makes them angry. Vultures don’t actually like to eat dead things, but are pressured into it by society. Grasshoppers are actually disgusting.
Ostrich, Starfish, and Oysters
Run Time: 0:20 seconds
An ostrich’s neck is made of rubber and contains no bones. Starfish are actually allergic to sunlight, and will explode if they’re exposed to it. Most oysters are gigantic germophobes.
Pelicans, Saber Tooth Tigers, and Roosters
Run Time: 0:17 seconds
Even after doing something bad, pelicans do not feel remorse. The saber tooth tiger was extremely petty and loved to start fights. Roosters crow in the morning because they don’t want the night to end.
Fox, Hammerhead Sharks, and Dragons
Run Time: 0:13 seconds
If a fox sees a fire it will spit on it to attempt to put it out. Hammerhead sharks are antisocial by nature and prefer to be alone. Dragons are real and live primarily in SE Montana.
Birds, Porcupines, and Ocelots
Run Time: 0:12 seconds
Birds have the ability to fly because they have no bones. A porcupine will lose it’s needles if it’s feeling stressed. Ocelots are deathly afraid of lighting and will dig deep holes to avoid it.
Dung Beetles, Elk, and Lady Bugs
Run Time: 0:15 seconds
Dung beetles do not only love feces they love urine as well. An elk will charge another elk if they make contact for more than three seconds. Ladybugs will only mate during a full moon.
Warthogs, Armadillos, and Sun Bears
Run Time: 0:17 seconds
Warthogs have trouble experiencing true love. Armadillos are suspicious of any form of government. Sun bears are named wrong because they are actually only awake at night
Alligators, Goblin Sharks, and Stickbugs
Run Time: 0:19 seconds
Alligators do like crocodiles, but crocodiles do not like alligators. Goblin sharks actively celebrate Halloween. Stickbugs are actually terrified of real sticks.
Bats, Elephant Seals, and Koala Bears
Run Time: 0:22 seconds
Bats hang upside down because they need a pool of blood in their head to sleep. Elephant seals are bad listeners, which is why most of them are single. Koala bears will often get so horny that they pass out.
Rabbits, Naked Molerats, and Hummingbirds
Run Time: 0:17 seconds
Rabbits can’t recognize their offspring. Naked molerats know they have no hair and are very embarrassed about it. Hummingbirds will have territorial, sword-like fights with their beaks.
Glowworms, Tree Kangaroos, and Blue Footed Boobies
Run Time: 0:23 seconds
Grandfather glowworms will eat their grandchildren, if they deem them a disappointment. The blue footed booby has neither feet, nor boobies. While tree kangaroos enjoy the trees, they actually live 5ft underground.
Clydesdale, Dugongs, and Leatherback Sea Turtles
Run Time: 0:17 seconds
After their commercial success Clydesdale horses no longer allow humans to ride them. Leatherback sea turtles only sleep for 15 min at a time. Dugongs are the laughing stock of the sea.
Toucan, Horny Toads, and White Rhinos
Run Time: 0:16 seconds
Toucans can smell smells up to three miles away. All horny toads are asexual. If a white rhino stands completely still it will not be seen by other white rhinos.
Gray Seals, Barracudas, and Wolverines
Run Time: 0:19 seconds
Gray seals only have one really long tooth. Barracuda only communicate with their young through disapproval glances. Female wolverines will play dead when they do not feel like mating with male wolverines.
Bobcats, Buzzards, and Angel Fish
Run Time: 0:20 seconds
The common buzzard will eat itself if it knows it’s going to die within two weeks. Bobcats are missing the part of their brain that allows them to feel pain. Angelfish have a hard time swimming when they are first born.
Tiger Salamanders, Artic Wolves, and Yellow Eyed Penguins
Run Time: 0:19 seconds
Tiger Salamanders think they are superior to all other salamanders. An artic wolf’s blood is actually cold like a lizard. Yellow eyed penguins will drink their own urine even when they don’t have to.
Blue Whales, Black Widow Spiders, and Giant Clams
Run Time: 0:18 seconds
If a blue whale is aggressive to another blue whale one of them will die. Black widow spiders experience a lot of guilt when they bite something and it dies. Giant clams can go up to 15 years without seeing another giant clam.
Capybaras, Artic Hares, and Gibbon Monkeys
Run Time: 0:14 seconds
Male Capybaras have the ability to hold their urine for up to three days. Artic hares are extremely susceptible to the common cold. Gibbons are the only monkeys that can understand slant rhymes.
Puss Moths, Scorpion Fish, and African Tree Toads
Run Time: 0:14 seconds
The puss moth knows you make a joke about it’s name and it doesn’t appreciate it. Scorpion fish have a lifespan of only two weeks but they make the most out of it. African tree toads struggle…
Caiman Lizards, Bengal Tigers, and Bactrian Camels
Run Time: 0:16 seconds
A mother Caiman Lizard answers to no one. A Bengal Tiger will bite anyone at any time. They do not care. Bactrian camels will not start fights but they will finish them.
Dingo, Lynx, and Mountain Goats
Run Time: 0:18 seconds
If a dingo becomes agitated it will begin to bleed out of the pores on it’s back. The Lynx cat is encouraged by outside validation and outside validation only. Mountain Goats have subpar balance and often fall off mountain sides to their deaths.
Puffins, Snowy Owls, and Chameleons
Run Time: 0:16 seconds
Male puffins find pleasure in pulling out their own feathers. The snowy owl will let out a human like scream if it’s caught off guard. Chameleons can blend into their outside environment but into outside social circles.
Tarantulas, Italian Wolves, and Pheasants
Run Time: 0:14 seconds
Tarantula spiders are known for the farts. Italian wolves howl with an accent. Pheasants can spot food up to two miles away.
Water Shrew, Horseshoe Bats, and Jellyfish
Run Time: 0:13 seconds
Eurasian water shrew can’t actually swim. The greater horseshoe bat cannot fly until it is two months old. All jellyfish have bad personalities.
Production Company
Comedy For The Internet
Cast
Sallie Bowen, Bonnie Criss
